"You love my hands. You stare at them. When they aren’t on you, you wish they were. You love that they are strong. That they can softly stroke, or firmly hold. They write you. They strip you. They play you like an instrument."
- olivertremble (via sub-universe)

(via three0fspades)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via nsome)

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via thirteenrabbits)